On the topic of finding a birthday gift for my roommate...

(11:01:13 PM) Bonnie Xiao: you should get him vaseline
(11:01:16 PM) Bonnie Xiao: a lot of it
(11:01:22 PM) Bonnie Xiao: enough to cover you guys all in it
(11:01:29 PM) Bonnie Xiao: so you can chill and pretend your slugs
(11:01:30 PM) Bonnie Xiao: LOL
(11:01:35 PM) Bonnie Xiao: imagine how much fun that'd be
(11:01:41 PM) Bonnie Xiao: sluggin' it with the bros